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praker:

I ordered clothes off the internet 20 minutes ago and they still aren’t here what the fuck

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alcohfrolic:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

im fucking peeing

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we take the naps we think we deserve

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lamdiel:

now that we’re alone

//seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//

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humorqueen:

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

my life

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teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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internetexplorers:

there is absolutely no reason why anyone wouldn’t want to be a jellyfish

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arielrebekah:

one direction perfume is literally the dumbest idea ever now where can i buy it

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flawlesstrueperfection:

if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down

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reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

(via illuminators)

our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee

think about that

but they cant turn pee into chocolate milk

life is full of tragedies

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fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thnks fr th mmrs” by fall out boy

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